The thermometer says 105, outside my big ol un-airconditioned house,
but I have found a way to get cool -
1 Carry a heavy 8' ladder up the 20 steps plus a landing to the
second floor.
2 Wedge it into a 2'x5' closet
3 Now, climb up so that your head is 9' up, right against the
ceiling, inside the closet with absolutely no air circulation and
measure again, being careful to get both the width and the depth off
by about 1/4 inch (larger, of course, smaller, would be no
fun . . .LOL)
4 Climb back down.
5 Prop a huge old, warped 80 lb piece of sheetrock amidst the piles
of boxes so you can cut it to the right size
6 Carry the sheetrock up the ladder and spend 10 minutes maneuvering
it past the doorframe and over the ladder, and oh, yeah, over your
head.
7 Push upward briskly, allowing all the accumulated mouse/bug/raccoon
dirt that has sifted through the ceiling to shoot through the hole
you cut for the light and directly into your eyes.
8 Wedge it into place, holding it up over your head.
9 Hold the sheetrock with your head, and use your free hand to grab
the drill/driver
10 Lay the sheetrock down and climb back down the ladder
11 Pick up the drill/driver, climb back up the ladder, repeat steps 6-
9
12 Wedge the sheetrock back into place, hold it with your head again.
13 Make sure you leave lots of sweat marks on the sheetrock, it adds
to the authenticity.
14 Screw a couple of sheetrock screws into it, popping them through
the paper, because, of course, the sheetrock isn't really up as high
as it should be.
15 Beat on the sheetrock with a piece of molding that you've taken
off the wall, make sure you get some good nicks and damage in visible
areas of the molding so that you will have a memento of the occasion
when you are through.
16 Screw it up wherever it actually hits the ceiling.
17 Position yourself to reach the remaining 100-year-old wallpaper to
pull it out, of course, this location being directly under the mouse
crap and bug crap and various and sundry other crap which is going to
fall and stick to your absolutely dripping face, arms, legs, etc.
18 - Climb back down the ladder - you'd be amazed how cool the house
feels now!!
That was one 40 minute segment of my day . . .How is yours going?
<grin
Liz/Texas